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Bubblegum and Bananas:

Logline: A hobo rises to the top levels of the White House. A chimp throws a monkey wrench into his plans.

Setting: Washington, D.C.: Surprised by his election to the Presidency of the United States, 54 year old Virgil Hammerfeld needs to improve his image. First lady, Lucia Hammerfeld, comes up with the brilliant idea that he enlist the common man to form a Kiddie Corps Cabinet (KCC) which would allow him to tap the ideas of the youth of our nation.

Soon the wheels are turning and a motley band of commoners are "drafted" to serve the president. Tim Overstreet, a hobo who once had high ambitions, is chosen to lead the recalcitrant group. And Tim sees the opportunity as his last chance to make something of himself.


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To their dismay, KCC's first mission is to locate a chimp who has escaped during a circus performance on the White House lawn. Undetected, this cute little guy makes his way to the Oval Office where he busies himself smoking cigars and marveling at the odd sounds emanating from the red telephone which he has accidentally knocked over. At the other end, Sherinov, the newly elected Soviet Premier, is in a dither trying to understand the strange "dialect" of the American president "... who only cheeps at me."

In a battle of bizarre telephone encounters with the chimp, Sherinov becomes enraged and an international incident ensues. In the background, Sherinov overhears the words "Operation Chimp." A quick gathering of the Politburo and agents are sent to the United States to uncover the secret of these suspicious "code words."

Overstreet, now up to his neck in monkey business, ultimately resolves the issues, and rises to the position of Chief of Staff at the White House.

Not bad for a former bum.

Key Benefits:

Humor at its finest.
Better than a massage this story will improve the morale of any sick friends.
The gift of humor is a gift forever.

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